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Rotflol
Dec 7, 2006 22:56:35 GMT -5
Post by Kahuna on Dec 7, 2006 22:56:35 GMT -5
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Rotflol
Dec 7, 2006 22:59:24 GMT -5
Post by Blues on Dec 7, 2006 22:59:24 GMT -5
Lmfao. That's great stuff there.
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Rotflol
Dec 7, 2006 23:33:23 GMT -5
Post by DPKJ on Dec 7, 2006 23:33:23 GMT -5
Lol, how'd you find that? Google "thingy"? HMMMM?!
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Rotflol
Dec 7, 2006 23:38:42 GMT -5
Post by Nems is the Forum Detective! on Dec 7, 2006 23:38:42 GMT -5
Bash.org owns.
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler <Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown <RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown <Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews <RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
<Chalklatemilk> ok so im wacking off to a video of two lesbians f***ing eachother <Chalklatemilk> then i hear my mom walking down the hall to this room <Chalklatemilk> so i quickly close the video <Chalklatemilk> then she walks in and im sitting with my pants down, left hand around the thingy, and she looks at me...then looks at the screen...my desktop was open and had three naked gnomes standing by a fireplace...the look on her face as she left the room will stick with me till the day i die.
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Murderfly
Got Invisi Naded
60%
We're drunk and have guns and s---.
Posts: 70
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Rotflol
Dec 7, 2006 23:52:06 GMT -5
Post by Murderfly on Dec 7, 2006 23:52:06 GMT -5
<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it <spitfire> haha mendo <spitfire> take a screen shot <spitfire> wait <spitfire> that made no sense
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Post by bmekim on Dec 8, 2006 0:24:00 GMT -5
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars <Cthon98> ********* see! <AzureDiamond> hunter2 <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> ******* <Cthon98> thats what I see <AzureDiamond> oh, really? <Cthon98> Absolutely <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you? <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> awesome! <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw? <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw <AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
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Post by Fuzzy on Dec 8, 2006 0:25:58 GMT -5
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars <Cthon98> ********* see! <AzureDiamond> hunter2 <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> ******* <Cthon98> thats what I see <AzureDiamond> oh, really? <Cthon98> Absolutely <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you? <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* <AzureDiamond> awesome! <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw? <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw <AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
Lol.
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wolfman14
Got Noob Sprayed
^^ This is why im scared of girls o.O
Posts: 124
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Post by wolfman14 on Dec 8, 2006 1:02:04 GMT -5
#287414 +(15214)- [X]
<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk <DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first <DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out <DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh <DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning? <Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you? <DeadMansHand> holy f***. <DeadMansHand> i f***ing hope im wrong about what im thinking right now <DeadMansHand> im f***ing going back to the beach to make sure <DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this <Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep s---. quit: (DeadMansHand) <Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you f***. Ken's going to be worrying about this s--- all day <Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP) <PeteRepeat> f***ing ken <PeteRepeat> ken... that f***er buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot <quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you. <PeteRepeat> oh f***. <PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything. quit: (PeteRepeat) <Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach. <Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was
HAHAHAHHAHA
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Post by bmekim on Dec 8, 2006 1:04:22 GMT -5
lol fuzzy! you posted same one as me a minute later.
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Post by :[DS]: TheStrider on Dec 8, 2006 1:05:46 GMT -5
Almost too good to be true XD
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Post by bmekim on Dec 8, 2006 1:22:47 GMT -5
Yeah, I think most of them are just made up. But they are still hilarious.
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Post by Fate|Speed[Y]Ninja on Dec 8, 2006 1:56:04 GMT -5
<anamexis> oh man <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind <anamexis> and it exploded <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard <anamexis> but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick f***ers) <anamexis> :<
HAHAHAHAH CURRENTLY THE BEST LMAO
<NES> lol <NES> I download something from Napster <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you" <NES> "getting my song back f***er"
god tis site will make my entire life rofl
Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c. <zeep> rapc? <Batty> ... <Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end <zeep> oic <Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e <zeep> wtf is erap? * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
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Rotflol
Dec 8, 2006 10:48:05 GMT -5
Post by Chariot is Legend! on Dec 8, 2006 10:48:05 GMT -5
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? <Celestya> i dont think so <Mikkel> Wanna go camping? <blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed. <FlipTopBx> is it modded? * Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT <Strayed> he shot his girlfriend? <blazemore> omg i love this song <blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24) <Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song <acidwar> last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the way to the party to get some beer <acidwar> we come out of the shop a few minutes later and there's a parking guy writing a ticket <acidwar> tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's for, parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no standing zone <acidwar> tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up his ass, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him <Nuzzler> haha <acidwar> so tony gets up him even more, and every time he says something the guy writes another ticket <acidwar> 14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off <dendyh0> ... <acidwar> and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back to tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor bastard with 14 parking fines <dendyh0> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <Nuzzler> ROFL!! <+mOrphz> damn it :/ <@lego> damn it :/ <+mOrphz> stop that <@lego> stop that <+mOrphz> <@lego> <+mOrphz> Lego smells <@lego> Lego smells <+mOrphz> /quit quit: (Lego) (~leet@apex|Lego.user.gamesnet) (Quit) <Axe> I <Axe> do <Axe> not <Axe> know <Axe> where <Axe> family <Axe> doctors <Axe> acquired <Axe> illegibly <Axe> perplexing <Axe> handwriting; <Axe> nevertheless, <Axe> extraordinary <Axe> pharmaceutical <Axe> intellectuality, <Axe> counterbalancing <Axe> indecipherability, <Axe> transcendentalizes <Axe> intercommunications' <Axe> incomprehensibleness. <JediHobbes> woah <JediHobbes> *blinks* <green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks. <Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the f***ing plants <Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked <Fireslide> *this * Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12‹61912›) <pihlopase> Jesus Saves <jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE <Edofnor> #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? <Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;'''' <Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard. Best site ever.
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Rotflol
Dec 8, 2006 11:39:16 GMT -5
Post by Fate|Speed[Y]Ninja on Dec 8, 2006 11:39:16 GMT -5
<@david> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now <@sony> ........... <@sony> TMI TMI TMI <@david> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing <Malpine> Thanks for the info <@david> eh? <@david> damn i meant PAID <@david> I get PAID today <@david> dammit
LOL LOSER
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Rotflol
Dec 8, 2006 11:53:49 GMT -5
Post by :[DS]: Battôsai on Dec 8, 2006 11:53:49 GMT -5
My personal favorite:
"AFK, tornado."
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