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Dec 8, 2006 11:57:41 GMT -5
Post by Fate|Speed[Y]Ninja on Dec 8, 2006 11:57:41 GMT -5
lol what the f*** is wtf? XD
<@chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert <@chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating <@chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!? <@chin^> there is no justice in the world...
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Rotflol
Dec 8, 2006 22:28:44 GMT -5
Post by Blues on Dec 8, 2006 22:28:44 GMT -5
I loved the one about the jew and the clown... The other ones are hilarious too.
<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
<reb> Girls are like rocks; you skip the flat ones.
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Post by Nems is the Forum Detective! on Dec 9, 2006 1:16:57 GMT -5
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Post by `FR.FrozenInferno on Dec 9, 2006 2:54:49 GMT -5
OMG, that's from UHF! (the firehose part anyways) Loved that movie, freaking hilarious.
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Post by DPKJ on Dec 9, 2006 4:09:12 GMT -5
<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals??? <XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible b*t*h.
Ahahaha
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping? <Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks? <mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
omg I need to show that to my sister
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Dec 12, 2006 10:24:19 GMT -5
Post by Chariot is Legend! on Dec 12, 2006 10:24:19 GMT -5
#714341 +(98)- [X] <gNaRKiLL> so i'm watching tv <gNaRKiLL> and this commercial comes on <gNaRKiLL> "i have genital herpes" <gNaRKiLL> and their big surprising fact is, 70% of people with genital herpes contracted it while there partner did not have signs of a flare up <gNaRKiLL> i think the more concerning number is, 30% of the people who got it when their partners DID have a flare up. <gNaRKiLL> 30% of the people with genital herpes pulled down their partners trousers, saw herpes, and thought..."eh, what the hell" <cHuM> I didn't know you can see herpes. <gNaRKiLL> you better get to the doctors * cHuM has quit IRC (Quit) #714195 +(133)- [X] <Tom86> can i ask you a personal question? <MoHaWk> 8 inches #55567 +(116)- [X] <Perma> The first time you ever meet a chick, you have to slap her, just back hand the girl as hard as you can, like that, you'll never worry about that chick telling you "You never treat me the was you used too". <Perma> Got that? <rob> what if she likes getting smacked around <Perma> Even better #60025 +(782)- [X] <WTM2K> i accidentally turned on auto-catch, and everytime someone says a url it pops up in explorer <Supachikn> www.superchicken.com<|Cheez|> sorry about this but www.goatse.cx<Supachikn> www.tubgirl.com<Dekkon> www.dekkon.com<WTM2K> i hate you all #155516 +(264)- [X] <Nastard> i like phonics <Nastard> one might even go so far as to say i'm hooked on them #554631 +(858)- [X] <Diamant>I just compleated intercourse with your female parental unit, as they say in the hood. I really could browse this site forever.
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Dec 13, 2006 21:28:03 GMT -5
Post by :[DS]: TheStrider on Dec 13, 2006 21:28:03 GMT -5
Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness? AvatarOfSolusek: no AvatarOfSolusek: well AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs AvatarOfSolusek: lol Jakefeb3: now i have a plan Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
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Dec 13, 2006 21:55:22 GMT -5
Post by :[DS]: Xavios on Dec 13, 2006 21:55:22 GMT -5
I know everyone's seen it, but this will always be my favourite:
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE <Donut[AFK]> INSULT <Eurakarte> RETORT <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE f*** UP <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
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