Post by Chameleon on Oct 16, 2006 20:50:36 GMT -5
ok, since im bored, im going to post another one of my stories....
this one is true, for the most part.
since you guys dont live near me, i guess i would have to give you all some back ground on "the bog". the bog is this very large wet land near me, home to billions of kinds of animals (i think something like 140+ breeds of birds). part of it has been turned into a public trail type thing, with a few trails running through it.
here is a photo of the whole bog from aerial view, just to show it's size.
www.globalairphotos.com/images/bc/delta/1997/dlh1997_007.jpg
anyways, back on topic
a couple days after this happened, i told my friend about it in msn, and thought that it was pretty funny, so i saved it. so here it is. hope you like it
i was bored and decided to take my dog for a walk
at like 8
i went into the bog, and did the large outer loop
which is a 30 minute walk
not to mention the 10 minute walk to get there
anyways, do the math
i left at 8, got there at 8 10, got out around 8 40
it gets dark around 8 20
10 minutes into that trail, you go into a deep forest
trees and such
practicly no light
i was doing fine
and then i noticed, i could barely hear the highway
and then i started thinking
"i wonder if anyone has gotten raped down here"
"i wonder if anyone has been killed downhere"
"....what if someone is getting raped down here"
"what if someone is getting killed down here"
just after i thought that last one, 3 guys walk past me, all wearing hoodies
"what if THEY just killed someone"
after thinking that, i see a fallen branch on the ground, but i cant really tell if its a branch or not. all i see is a darker blob
"what if TAHT is what they just killed"
"what if they want to kill me, i just saw the dead body..."
"ohhh crap"
so i sped up, looking behind me
"ok, thost guys arent going to kill me, im safe......for now"
after couple minutes of clear thought i noticed that i had started to break a sweat, i had been sweating for quite some time, my forehead was dripping
after wiping my forehead dry, i started thinking again
"i wonder if anyone has lived down here"
"what if a murderer lives down here"
"what if he wants to kill me, because i woke him up"
i was like "ok blake, you are paranoid....no one lives down here"
and then my other voice was like "quit lying to yourself, you dont know for sure if someone is living down here"
then my anti-paranoid self said "relax, if there was someone hiding in the bushes, angel would bark"
when i got to a small clearing of the trees
i thought "ok, its im in some light, i can see around me.......nothing"
after waiting a couple minutes to catch my breath in the clearing
i decided i had to leave, or else it would just get darker
to keep my self calm, i decided to sing/hum some songs
i sang "plus rien", a song about a dying guy....bad choice
after singing the lines "je suis maintnant le dernier human de la terre"
translation - "i am now the last person on earth"
i heard something rustle in the bushes behind me
back to my old paranoid self, i whip around
expecting to see an old man towering above me
instead, i see nothing, all i can hear is the sound of my heart pounding in my chest
i tell myself "it was just a rodent....nothing to worry about"
then i look down at angel, her ears are sticking straight up
the fur on her back is sticking straight up
she is alert, and looking around
knowing that standing still does nothing, i kept walking down the trail
i heard another noise rustling in the bushes, this time it was ahead of me
"oh god its him again, hes going to jump out infront of me"
"how could it be him, he was just behind you....if he even exists"
by now, i am practicly running, and i am sweating quite a bit
in the distance ahead of me, i see a faint light
"yes i am almost out....IM SAFE"
"dont be so sure, this is his last chance to get you, he was just playing games with you before, now hes coming"
after that last thought i look over my shoulders, and dont see anything, although it was too dark to be sure
shadows would be the shadow of a tree one minute
and then be a person hiding the next, i couldnt trust my eyes
"one more bend one more bend one more bend"
"he is right there he is right there he is right there"
"theres nothing there..."
"LOOK! something just moved......there was a noise behind you!........WATCH OUT"
i bird squacks behind me, i whip around....the bird flies away
"see, nothing...its been nothing the whole time"
"yea, it was a bird....THAT time"
"ok, the main trail is here, you are safe"
"no you arent, you are still out of earshot from the houses.....he could be there"
i walk out, and take the quickest way out of the bog
while getting back onto the upper main trail, i take one last look behind me
theres nothing
"its been nothing the whole time"
"you are an idiot"
"how could you have thought there was ACTUALLY someone behind you"
just as i thought that last thought, someone walks past me
i feel the blood draining from my face
"oh god, hes here, to take me..........."
he gives me a friendly wave, and keeps walking
this one is true, for the most part.
since you guys dont live near me, i guess i would have to give you all some back ground on "the bog". the bog is this very large wet land near me, home to billions of kinds of animals (i think something like 140+ breeds of birds). part of it has been turned into a public trail type thing, with a few trails running through it.
here is a photo of the whole bog from aerial view, just to show it's size.
www.globalairphotos.com/images/bc/delta/1997/dlh1997_007.jpg
anyways, back on topic
a couple days after this happened, i told my friend about it in msn, and thought that it was pretty funny, so i saved it. so here it is. hope you like it
i was bored and decided to take my dog for a walk
at like 8
i went into the bog, and did the large outer loop
which is a 30 minute walk
not to mention the 10 minute walk to get there
anyways, do the math
i left at 8, got there at 8 10, got out around 8 40
it gets dark around 8 20
10 minutes into that trail, you go into a deep forest
trees and such
practicly no light
i was doing fine
and then i noticed, i could barely hear the highway
and then i started thinking
"i wonder if anyone has gotten raped down here"
"i wonder if anyone has been killed downhere"
"....what if someone is getting raped down here"
"what if someone is getting killed down here"
just after i thought that last one, 3 guys walk past me, all wearing hoodies
"what if THEY just killed someone"
after thinking that, i see a fallen branch on the ground, but i cant really tell if its a branch or not. all i see is a darker blob
"what if TAHT is what they just killed"
"what if they want to kill me, i just saw the dead body..."
"ohhh crap"
so i sped up, looking behind me
"ok, thost guys arent going to kill me, im safe......for now"
after couple minutes of clear thought i noticed that i had started to break a sweat, i had been sweating for quite some time, my forehead was dripping
after wiping my forehead dry, i started thinking again
"i wonder if anyone has lived down here"
"what if a murderer lives down here"
"what if he wants to kill me, because i woke him up"
i was like "ok blake, you are paranoid....no one lives down here"
and then my other voice was like "quit lying to yourself, you dont know for sure if someone is living down here"
then my anti-paranoid self said "relax, if there was someone hiding in the bushes, angel would bark"
when i got to a small clearing of the trees
i thought "ok, its im in some light, i can see around me.......nothing"
after waiting a couple minutes to catch my breath in the clearing
i decided i had to leave, or else it would just get darker
to keep my self calm, i decided to sing/hum some songs
i sang "plus rien", a song about a dying guy....bad choice
after singing the lines "je suis maintnant le dernier human de la terre"
translation - "i am now the last person on earth"
i heard something rustle in the bushes behind me
back to my old paranoid self, i whip around
expecting to see an old man towering above me
instead, i see nothing, all i can hear is the sound of my heart pounding in my chest
i tell myself "it was just a rodent....nothing to worry about"
then i look down at angel, her ears are sticking straight up
the fur on her back is sticking straight up
she is alert, and looking around
knowing that standing still does nothing, i kept walking down the trail
i heard another noise rustling in the bushes, this time it was ahead of me
"oh god its him again, hes going to jump out infront of me"
"how could it be him, he was just behind you....if he even exists"
by now, i am practicly running, and i am sweating quite a bit
in the distance ahead of me, i see a faint light
"yes i am almost out....IM SAFE"
"dont be so sure, this is his last chance to get you, he was just playing games with you before, now hes coming"
after that last thought i look over my shoulders, and dont see anything, although it was too dark to be sure
shadows would be the shadow of a tree one minute
and then be a person hiding the next, i couldnt trust my eyes
"one more bend one more bend one more bend"
"he is right there he is right there he is right there"
"theres nothing there..."
"LOOK! something just moved......there was a noise behind you!........WATCH OUT"
i bird squacks behind me, i whip around....the bird flies away
"see, nothing...its been nothing the whole time"
"yea, it was a bird....THAT time"
"ok, the main trail is here, you are safe"
"no you arent, you are still out of earshot from the houses.....he could be there"
i walk out, and take the quickest way out of the bog
while getting back onto the upper main trail, i take one last look behind me
theres nothing
"its been nothing the whole time"
"you are an idiot"
"how could you have thought there was ACTUALLY someone behind you"
just as i thought that last thought, someone walks past me
i feel the blood draining from my face
"oh god, hes here, to take me..........."
he gives me a friendly wave, and keeps walking