Post by Chameleon on Oct 14, 2006 16:55:45 GMT -5
after charlie read my other thread, he told me that i should post this one too.... so i thought why not. i think this is the one charlie was talking about....anyways here is one of my stories. i wrote this to cheer a friend up because she was sad and upset, surprisingly it did the trick.
this was written in msn and then copyed and pasted into word, that is why there isnt really any complete sentances
*note* it is a little strange
and as a request, please do not post unless you have read the whole thing
k, so i was sitting on my couch playing xbox
and then my cat walks into the room
and meows really really loudly
so i kick her (gently, just to push her away)
and she comes back, and meows even louder, i look up to see what she meowed at
and she is holding a finger in her mouth
wondering where she got a finger, i got up and went looking around my house
following my cat
she eventually led me to my kitchen (after being distracted by some catnip)
i looked in my kitchen, and there is a hobo, looking in my fridge
"hey excuse me, what are you doing?" i asked, and he looks at me, and says in a really cracked out voice "ohhh heeeyyyy i ddddiiiiidddidiidnt seeee youuuuu dere"
and then he goes back to looking in my fridge with a blank stare
wondering what hes looking at, i peek in, and theres a billion hands in my fridge
and they grab onto me and pull me into the fridge
i get sucked into a big black hole that mysteriously spawned in my fridge
after going through the black hole for a while, i come out the other end
in the back of wong chi's chinese restaurant
i look around, and there must be 3 or 4 dumpsters filled with various animals
such as dog, skunk, rabbit, rat, duck, and cheese
as im looking around in disgust, out comes wong (who happens to be white) and says in a thick jamacan accent "hey mon, get out of my food supplies"
so shocked, i ask him "are you missing a finger"
and he looks at me puzzled and then throws me out of his restaurant
while picking myself up off the street, i notice that one of my hands is wearing a mitten
i thought it was strange, because i never wear mittens
i take the mitten off, and i see the scariest thing i have never seen before
MY HAND
and then my hand starts attacking me, and trying to chop off my leg with a knife that it pulled out of my stomach
puzzled, spectators start to gather and watch the mysterious fight, between man
and hand
taking bets on who would win, someone even bet on my sock for some strange reason
i dont know why, because its not even living
well, my hand ends up cutting my neck and slitting my throat
killing both me, and my hand
strangly enough, my sock had some fungus living on it, so it actually WAS living'
the weird creepy guy with the sock fetish ended up winning the bet, with the 1032:1 odds. giving him a whopping 12 dollars
making him, a millionare, in the world of hobos
and he went off to buy his very own pack of new socks, and they lived happily ever after, as man, and sock
the end
this was written in msn and then copyed and pasted into word, that is why there isnt really any complete sentances
*note* it is a little strange
and as a request, please do not post unless you have read the whole thing
k, so i was sitting on my couch playing xbox
and then my cat walks into the room
and meows really really loudly
so i kick her (gently, just to push her away)
and she comes back, and meows even louder, i look up to see what she meowed at
and she is holding a finger in her mouth
wondering where she got a finger, i got up and went looking around my house
following my cat
she eventually led me to my kitchen (after being distracted by some catnip)
i looked in my kitchen, and there is a hobo, looking in my fridge
"hey excuse me, what are you doing?" i asked, and he looks at me, and says in a really cracked out voice "ohhh heeeyyyy i ddddiiiiidddidiidnt seeee youuuuu dere"
and then he goes back to looking in my fridge with a blank stare
wondering what hes looking at, i peek in, and theres a billion hands in my fridge
and they grab onto me and pull me into the fridge
i get sucked into a big black hole that mysteriously spawned in my fridge
after going through the black hole for a while, i come out the other end
in the back of wong chi's chinese restaurant
i look around, and there must be 3 or 4 dumpsters filled with various animals
such as dog, skunk, rabbit, rat, duck, and cheese
as im looking around in disgust, out comes wong (who happens to be white) and says in a thick jamacan accent "hey mon, get out of my food supplies"
so shocked, i ask him "are you missing a finger"
and he looks at me puzzled and then throws me out of his restaurant
while picking myself up off the street, i notice that one of my hands is wearing a mitten
i thought it was strange, because i never wear mittens
i take the mitten off, and i see the scariest thing i have never seen before
MY HAND
and then my hand starts attacking me, and trying to chop off my leg with a knife that it pulled out of my stomach
puzzled, spectators start to gather and watch the mysterious fight, between man
and hand
taking bets on who would win, someone even bet on my sock for some strange reason
i dont know why, because its not even living
well, my hand ends up cutting my neck and slitting my throat
killing both me, and my hand
strangly enough, my sock had some fungus living on it, so it actually WAS living'
the weird creepy guy with the sock fetish ended up winning the bet, with the 1032:1 odds. giving him a whopping 12 dollars
making him, a millionare, in the world of hobos
and he went off to buy his very own pack of new socks, and they lived happily ever after, as man, and sock
the end